sooo I've been thinking about what direction I wanted to take the blog in. i talked to my play sister mina (check her blog out, i'm following her) and i decided to come up with a little section about things that i hated throughout the day. you know why? cause i hate A LOT OF THINGS. a lot of things really IRK me. here's a sample.

1) there's this girl that goes to my school....i don't really understand her purpose for, you know...breathing and all of that. she just seems like a waste of space. her voice is annoying. i want to choke her everytime she speaks. she's not as smart as she thinks she is....AND she don't like me. even better. TRICK.

2) members of the lighter persuasion who ACT like members of the lighter persuasion stereotypically act....ugh.

3) People that go to work and have an attitude all day like YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU WORKED THERE AND NOW YOU CHOOSE TO GET ANGRY...didn't you KNOW when you put on that UNIFORM THAT YOU WERE GOING TO THE SAME JOB AS YESTERDAY AND MORE THAN LIKELY, THE SAME SHIT WAS GONNA HAPPEN EVERYDAY?!?!? like what happened NOW that you're so angry? and WHY do you have an attitude with ME like i MADE you come into work today? wtf?

4) when church's CHICKEN runs out of CHICKEN...WHY ARE YOU OPEN?!?!?! they said "oh yea we still got drinks and fries and stuff"....BUT THE NAME OF THE ESTABLISHMENT IS CHURCH'S CHICKEN....THEREFORE WHEN I PULL UP TO THE CURB I'M GOING TO PROBABLY WANT SOME CHICKEN.....PLEASE CLOSE YOUR DOORS BECAUSE YOU ARE MAKING SO MANY PEOPLE ANGRY RIGHT NOW!!!

5) matter of fact, when restaurants run out of anything that is of importance to their brand. like one time, Taco Bell ran out of beef. WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?! SO HOW U GON MAKE TACOS?!?! I KNOW WE'RE IN THE HOOD BUT NOT EVERYBODY LIKES TACOS WITH CHICKEN IN IT. GET IT TOGETHER TACO TACO!! (yes i call taco bell taco taco...WHAT)

6) when people don't raise that hand to thank you after you let them in a lane....OMG....PLEASE BE POLITE ON THE ROAD...thats one of the only avenues in which i am polite because i'm afraid for my life and i wanna be the best, safest driver out there. but when that HAND does not go UP, i go OFF. now i done used MY brake fluid to step on MY brake to let YO PUNK ASS in MY lane and you can't put YO hand up??? oh hell naw dude that's a PROBLEM!!

7) omg omg omg...when girls find out that their man is cheating and THEY COME AFTER YOU WHEN THE OTHER GIRL DIDN'T KNOW ANYWAY...OMG....NO STUPID TROUT NO!!! NO!!! THAT IS NOT CORRECT!! I DON'T GO WITH YOU!! I'M NOT YO MAN WHY ARE U COMING AFTER ME??!?!?! CHECK HIM BECAUSE WHILE YOU'RE OUT TRYNA DESTROY ME HE'S CHEATING ON YOU!!!! AGAIN!!!! DUMBASS!! get it together!! OMG

8) when girls find out that the guy they like isn't into them like that, their excuse is that the man is "scared".

OMG.

THIS PISSES ME OFF THE MOST.

let me write a letter.

dear dumb broad,
that dude is NOT scared of being with you. HE JUST DOESN'T WANT YOU LIKE THAT. it doesn't mean that there's anything wrong with you. hell, maybe it is. BUT EITHER WAY, HE DON'T WANT YOU. HE'S NOT SCARED. MEN DON'T GET SCARED OF THINGS LIKE THAT. WHEN THEY DON'T WANT SOMETHING, THEY SAY NO. JUST LIKE HE DID WITH YOU. HE'S NOT AFRAID. HE JUST THINKS YOU'RE UGLY. NOW MOVE ON.

sincerely,
smart chick.


anyyyyyyyway lovelies, i'm done for right now. hope u enjoy this new section!


God always,
Tiffers